Breakthrough by Dr. Lea...How to make 1 toilet paper roll last a year!

Another breakthrough with the Dr.'s team of Dr. Lea, Dr. Albert, and our newest Dr., that would be, Dr. JoJo. 

Well, the group attacked the problem of reusing toilet paper. As awful as that sounds, given the Coronavirus outbreak and the run on toilet paper the leading Dr.s here in North Shore CA started looking for a way to change this situation into a positive. 

As you can see this picture is of a soiled toilet paper experience. Thank God you can't smell it... and please doctors don't invent smellovision!

Soiled TP

The next thing you do is to add Peters Bread Yeast to the soiled area and make sure you cover the entire soiled area...  

Add Peters bread yeast to the soiled part

You can find "Peters bread yeast" in most grocery stores or the Dr.'s can sell you some of theirs. Other bread yeast should work equally as well. Here is a closeup of the yeast...

Closeup of yeast

Next you place it into a standard home microwave, usually 650 watts will do just fine, or a hair dryer will work on high. Put the sample in for 5 minutes on high power setting. The soiled area will be GONE!

As seen in the picture below... Now you are in business with cleaning your used toilet paper up for another time of use. Also, after 20 times of doing this you might want to just clean and then load the samples into the washer machine for a short cycle and into the dryer! 

Clean TP!

From our Dr's to all your family, we hope this helps make your toilet paper go farther even in this trying time of sheltering in place. 

This isn't sheltering at home!

By the way that means at shelter at “home”, if you didn't know. We found some people sheltering out on the sidewalks thinking they didn't make it home in time for the shelter in place order.  

This isn't what the government meant! Take care and the next blog post will be out soon... all about helping you and your family!

Dr. Lea
Dr. Albert
Dr. Jojo

Make your Toilet Paper go farther than you thought! Grow it in your Hydroponics system!

Dr. Lea

Dr. Albert

Used toilet roll.

First off, Dr. Albert and Dr. Lea have found out how to grow your own toilet paper! 

Hidden on each and every roll is a "paper seed"! You can start with a toilet paper roll that is almost completely used as shown on the right. We are all familiar with this but did you know there is a toilet paper "seed" in every roll? Well take a look at where you will find it: 

Locate the end of the roll.

 Find the end of the roll like shown above and then peel the top corner to locate the seed as shown.

The next thing you do is to wrap this seed in a small amount of toilet paper and put into your hydroponics system as shown.. Make sure to have the "seed" in the middle of a small amount of toilet paper and stuff it into the paper roll. 

Place paper into the roll with the toilet paper seed in the middle..

Put roll into your hydroponics

Once you have the roll with the seed into your hydroponics it takes about 1 week to grow a whole new roll. As it grows just move the top of the paper to start to wrap around the tube on the outside and add a rubber band to keep the roll together. 

Each day take the rubber band off and pull more of the new toilet paper from the inside and move it around the outside of the roll until you have the size of the roll you want!

The first case of the coronavirus infection by the internet!

Great news! Dr's Lea and Albert have located the first ever incident of the coronavirus being transmitted over the internet! Yep, hard to believe but this is what they found:

Dr. Lea

Dr. Albert

They have been monitoring all the internet traffic that concerns the coronavirus and what they found was that the internet attack was on the 3D printer networks. Here is how it works... The virus attaches itself to most of the 3D model files. Here is the exact virus and how it looks:

And this is 3D printed inside whatever 3D files one downloads. This can be one of thousands of 3D files available from the Internet. 

Others have confused the coronavirus with the Mexican beer corona which is completely safe to drink and contains no virus at all. So, not to fear... we did test this out locally and as to date no coronavirus symptoms at all have appeared but only hangovers like one might expect.

Below is a map of the 3D printed coronavirus outbreaks. 

Again, back to how it works... is that the coronavirus is attached to the printing of a 3D model. Once the model is done printing, the virus sits there for 24 hours then "spews" out into the air surrounding the physical 3D model and thus infecting its owner.  

And just recently Dr. Lea has been looking into those who were infected by the virus but had not been in contact with anyone who has been in the infected area. What he found was that fruit (yes physical fruit) that is placed near your router can be infected via the Internet! So, make sure not to have any fruit near your main router!

Fruit infected by the coronavirus via your home/business router.

It would also seem that the more acidic the fruit is, makes it more prime for the coronavirus infection. F

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Amazon opts out of deal in NYC! Going to the dark side of the moon!

 

"From the moon with love" 

 Bezos does it again!

This has been so hush hush but the tech staff at laugh trek got the scoop from the famous Doctors Lea and Doctors Albert from the Salton Sea Desert.

Famous Salton Sea Scientist "Dr. Lea"

Famous Salton Sea Scientist "Dr Albert"

Learning of the collapse of Jeff Bezos’s NYC deal that fell through today we knew they had a futuristic backup plan and we got the scoop from the two very famous Doctors at the Salton Sea… here it is…

OK we though the blueorigin space ship system was to take tourists into low earth orbit and back. Well, that is still very true; however, we learned of the “bluemoon” space system. Here is what Bezos’s is planning.

Future "bluemoon" base

He intends to have a big, permanent moon base on the dark side of the moon! He will launch space capsules full of goods and warehouse them on the moon for later return delivery right to your house… directly from the moon. How?

"bluemoon" space capsule launching rail gun!

Well, he will have a fleet of “bluemoon” transports ships, just like freight trains of today moving from the earth orbit and then orbit the moon. We learned he will use a “railgun” approach to fire the capsules into low earth orbit and rendezvous with the “bluemoon” rocket ship. Once secured and ready to go, the rocket with then leave earth's orbit and head to the moon. There are planned at least 3000 transport ships functioning all the time!

Once there the supply capsule will land at the large space port located on the dark side of the moon. It will then be taken into the warehouse system, which they have been running on earth very efficiently.

"bluemoon warehouse robots"

The delivery capsules back to earth will be, again rail gunned back into orbit around the moon and rendezvous with the delivery rocket and back to earth… here is another cool technology they will us… your delivery of your package will be by a re-entry drone that will fly directly to your house! From the moon with love…they call it or rather is their new tagline.

Now why the dark side of the moon? Well, there is no taxes and the land is free for the claiming. The moon base workers will never have to have any light as they are going to use a light pipe system to import the light from the “light side” of the moon. As we saw recently the Chinese landed on the dark side and that was in collaboration with the scientists at the Salton Sea (Dr’s Albert and Lea). 

Light Pipe Technology

They have also worked out all the moon base housing and ways of doing, dig this, not only hydroponics on the dark side but also rising pigs and cows. 

The “horrible greenhouse gases” won’t destroy the little atmosphere of the moon as they will be captured and converted for heating the “moon farm”.

The permanent workers will be wearing space suits modified from

the looks of darth Vader helmets and suit. We all know that Syfy generates the concepts and scientist make them many years later. The workers will have fabulous living arrangements and eat for free! All perks of the “from the moon with love” concept.

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