Friday, April 19, 2013

Breast milk comes to NSCOK!





Well that blue milk is actually breast milk for our coffee. It's the newest craze in LA and San Diego. So why not here at North Shore?

I got this sample from a rep of the LA company, yesterday at a Indio chamber event. So, how did it go over at the club? Only myself and Tim had the balls to drink it. It was surprisingly good in coffee. The others acted like I had the Plague in a cup. As I moved it toward them they backed away from the coffee table. Well, it was a nice try.   I think I will introduce this product to the Seniors too, just have some in the only fridge that is working since we were hit by "metal men". I will keep all updated as things roll out here with our breast milk frappuccino.

Thursday, January 31, 2013

OK.. Obama care and the Coachella Valley

I don't think any of us can qualify for this. So, now they don't get Obama care and what do we do? A broke state and county?... read on... I can't believe this at all... (Built at the cost of $2,856,887 from county redevelopment funds, (TAX PAYERS)...WTF.. and So I think we all should go down there and sign up... after all we are at least 1/32 something other than Caucasian.. right?




INDIO – The Coachella Valley Volunteers in Medicine now operates from a new clinic built by Riverside County to serve patients who cannot afford health insurance and do not receive medical care through government programs. An estimated 60,000 men and women in the Coachella Valley meet that standard and can now receive services, free of charge, at the clinic.

Supervisor John J. Benoit is welcoming the public to celebrate the ribbon cutting of the clinic at 11 a.m. Monday, Feb. 4 at 82-915 Avenue 48 in Indio.

“Riverside County is tremendously proud of building this beautiful clinic which is specially suited for the Volunteers in Medicine to fill a gap in medical care in our region,” said Supervisor John J. Benoit. “Our unique partnership has allowed the county and this chapter of the national organization to accomplish what neither could do alone.”

“This building represents an important new chapter in the Coachella Valley Volunteers in Medicine story,” said Bruce Yeager, executive director of the Coachella Valley Volunteers in Medicine. “The founders, staff, volunteers and patients are sincerely grateful to the county for providing us with this remarkable facility. It will serve this community well.”

The Volunteers in Medicine is staffed by approximately 50 volunteer retirees and active practitioners in the medical and administrative field. The clinic offers women’s services, dental services and general medical services free of charge to uninsured patients who are ineligible for county, state or federal government programs.

(Illegal Aliens?) Oh.. un documented workers?... WTF

Riverside County has entered into a 20-year lease with the Volunteers in Medicine to operate the facility. Patient volume is expected to surpass 6,000 visits this year.

Built at the cost of $2,856,887 from county redevelopment funds, the 6,133-square-foot clinic is double the size of the previous, temporary office at 81-880 Dr. Carreon Blvd. Energy-efficient lighting and design may earn the facility a level of Leadership in Energy and Environmental Design (LEED) certification.


Operational support for the Volunteers in Medicine has come from JFK Memorial Hospital, Eisenhower Medical Center and Desert Regional Medical Center, with additional financial support from the Coeta and Donald Barker Foundation, the California Wellness Foundation, the Desert Healthcare District, the Foley Foundation, the City of Indio, Indio Sunrise Rotary, Kaiser Permanente Community Benefits, Starbucks Partner Giving Program and various individual donors. Donations can be made directly via www.cvvim.org.
Light refreshments and tours of the clinic will be provided. Attendees should RSVP to edaevents@rivcoeda.org or call 951-955-0757.

To volunteer, support the Volunteers in Medicine or to see if you qualify for services and make an appointment, please call 760-342-4414.

Friday, January 18, 2013

Expensive coffee at North Shore College of Knowledge








I'm thinking we might do the same thing at the coffee club... All dems and libs get charged $20 for a cup of coffee where we conservatives, rednecks, and Doctor types get it free!... read below for evidence of such actions...

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A juice and smoothie bar owner in Utah is charging liberals an extra dollar for drinks.
George Burnett, owner of I Love Drilling Juice & Smoothie Bar, says he's trying to make a point about fiscal responsibility.

“We have a fiscal problem in this country. We’ve got to deal with it or we don’t have a country, so to kind of help make that point, just a little bit, I charge liberals just a little bit more. Really what I’m focused on is the fiscal differences between big government/small government and liberal ways, as far as entitlements and spending,” said Burnett, in a KSL.com report.

Burnett says the extra money will go to support the conservative Washngton-based think tank, The Heritage Foundation.

Burnett, also a pro-oil and gas activist, plainly lists prices for his drinks, with colorful names like Drakes Well, Oil Creek and Old American. Conservatives: $4.95, Liberals: $5.95, and Crew Team Members: $3.95.

Not all are finding his "liberal tax" sweet tasting.  Some have criticized the move on Facebook saying it is "pathetic" and "offensive."  One user, Justin Olson, wrote: “If you own a business, you don’t insult half of your potential customers. That’s Econ 101.”
But many don't appear to mind the extra charge.

Another user Splinter Baker wrote: "I LOVE what you're doing! Never back down! keep it up!

Monday, January 14, 2013

Chicago nonprofit to give $100G in scholarships to ROTC students in US illegally Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/01/13/chicago-nonprofit-to-dole-out-100g-in-private-scholarships-to-illegal-immigrant



Mayor Rahm Emanuel has announced $100,000 in scholarship money for Junior Reserve Officers' Training Corps students who are living in the country without legal permission.

The Chicago mayor said Saturday that the money comes from a share of the $275,000 in privately raised donations to the Illinois DREAM Fund.

The Illinois DREAM Fund Scholarship Committee also announced that its application deadline has been extended to March 1.

The Illinois Dream Fund is a non-profit organization using private money to award scholarships to illegal immigrants or those who were brought to the United States as children by parents who entered the country illegally.

Emanuel says the scholarship money will help ensure they "have access to a higher education and a bright future."

Sunday, January 13, 2013

Dr. Lea finds home solution that revolutionizes...


Microwave bread zapper



Attention, bread shoppers: A Texas company could have the answer to some consumers' unwelcome discovery that just-purchased loaves contain mold.

MicroZap Inc. claims its technology allows bread to stay mold-free for 60 days. The bread is bombarded with microwaves for about 10 seconds, which kills the mold spores, said chief executive officer Don Stull said.

The process could eliminate bakers' need for preservatives and ingredients used to mask preservatives' flavor, as well as reduce food waste and increase bread's shelf life, he said.
Researchers at Texas Tech University also see using the technology in bread made in developing countries, where there are fewer food safety standards and spoilage is a problem.

"It could help us provide an abundant food source for those in need," said Mindy Brashear, director of the Lubbock university's Center for Food Industry Excellence. The prospect of helping people in developing countries is what motivated the microbiology professor to help develop the technology over the last eight years.
After 60 days, researchers found the treated bread that remained packaged had the same mold content when compared to a freshly baked loaf, Stull said. In the end, though, he knows it comes down to consumers' palates.

"The consumers saw no discernible quality difference in the breads," Stull said of testers who found the treated bread's taste and texture unchanged.

World Renown Dr. Tommy Lea

 Enter the world renown Dr. Tommy Lea who took this basic discovery to the next level. He discovered that you can replicate this type of spore killing Microwave energy in a homegrown solution.

Dr. Lea took a close look at the patent on this machine and found that merely by putting a turntable in a common microwave you can simulate this exact result. However the uneven heating of the bread, as pointed out in the main article, was still a bit of a concern so Dr. Lea added a microwave resistor to help even the electric field out across the loaf of bread. Here is a picture of his simple solution that allows the lifetime of your bread to be expanded significantly.

Simple turn table to evenly rotate microwave energy across the bread
Shot of bread and home microwave set up


Microwave resister to flatten microwave field
This simple technique and solution for the extension of usable life for your bread can extend your consumables significantly. The doctor also pointed out that by replacing the water with other liquid substances you can get various flavorful results. He suggests paps blue ribbon beer or the like.

Once he thoroughly understood the groundbreaking home solution he then took this concept of microwave cleansing to the next level. Purchasing a small microwave oven, he had his technicians disassemble the unit. He studied the particular frequencies and modulations which he then constructed a test bed to explore the various results on living products. He then realized if he can kill mold spores that he also might be able to eradicate bacteria on the surface of meat. He did successfully accomplish this and extended the length of raw meat several fold. However his ultimate direction was to save water.

Here in the desert, of North Shore California, we are always conserving water and that is foremost on our minds. Dr. Lea realized that if he could sterilize the surface of your body, you would not have to take showers for many weeks on end. There would be no smell or odor whatsoever because the bacteria that produce such were dead. Following this type of approach he needed a simple mechanism such that humans would not be fearful of using his new invention.

Microwave magnet

Microwave hooked into electric blanket
 Coupling the microwave parts and connecting them to a patent pending fields and wave changer that Dr. Lea has invented he then promptly connected his proprietary machine directly into a modified electric blanket. Not only does the blanket provide warmth but it also now kills off all surface bacteria which causes bodily odors.

Dr. Lea points out that even during the summer that you can use the electric blanket for only five minutes a night and create the same lasting results which turn out to be you may never have to take a shower again. If you use this device on a daily basis you will save a ton of water each year explains Dr. Lea. However, on the other hand if you use it only once you can literally go weeks before the bacteria grow back and you either need to take a shower or use the electric blanket again.

NASA is very interested in this device for extended space travel and have made an appointment to come see a personal demonstration later this month.

Given the fact that Northshore California also is home of the Salton Sea recreational State Park, Dr. Lee was asked to discuss his new invention for the many recreational vehicles that pass this way.

Rv-ers came from all around to attend Dr. Lea's microwave electric blanket demonstration


 The recreational vehicles came from all over the United States to witness this phenomenal new product that not only can extend your food substances but also allow you to save water by not taking a shower. Dr. Lea also showed what not to do and that is to attempt to connect your microwave oven directly into your electric blanket, without his patented converter. Above is a picture of all of the recreational vehicles in a parking lot close to Dr. Lea's secret Laboratory located in Parkside community, which is a part of North Shore California.

Do Not connect directly to your microwave oven!

 Dr. Lea also demonstrated what happens if you attempt to connect your microwave oven directly into your electric blanket as shown here on the left. He wanted to impress upon all the viewers that you definitely need his patented, field flattening device.

 Most of the news organizations were in attendance of the demonstration and one of the more prominent figures of the CCN was just flabbergasted at the phenomenal results from this new device. He even volunteered to do five minutes in a electric blanket, and the results were a bit mixed, as with most reporters you can't get the smell out of them. But Dr. Lea's patented electric blanket did in fact have some good results even with smelly reporters.

Dr. Lea is also stepping up for production of this particular unit here in the north shore California area which will help to stimulate our economy and get people back to work. Extending your food sources and purifying your body plus saving water, Dr. Lee says "does it get better than this?".

On yet another note, Dr. Lea performed a double blind study of couples have sex under his "microwave blanket" and 78% of the participants (males on top) became multi-orgasmic where they were not before. The real problem here, as Dr. Lea states, is that those males didn't want to get out of the bed. Thus, this would lead to work place/life balance issues. Dr. Lea explained that he has every male that purchases one of his "microwave blankets" sign a waiver of responsibility. He said it was like the Cialis commercials stating see a physician for an erection lasting over four hours.   

For more information please contact this blog and you will be pointed in the right direction.







Friday, January 11, 2013

Dr. Lea Feedback

I just got this email from the blog on Dr. Tommy Lea... Interesting to say the least..


Dr T Lea,
I wanted to take a moment and thank you for making me smile. Your contributions to the scientific community have always amazed me. I would live to know if you have published works that one could access.

I cant tell you how deeply connected I feel to you after learning more about you. I have always been attracted to a man who is intelligent and able to express themselves. I really hope to hear back from you and learn more about you.

sincerely
Dolly Harper


So, you can see people are reading our blog and the exploits of Dr. Tommy Lea...

Dr. Lea discovers Salty

Salty... the monster in the Salton Sea

Well, Dr. Lea does it again! We have heard that the Salton Sea has a monster in it and Dr. Lea has proof now that it's not a monster but rather something from the past! This monster is known, just recently as fossils were found in Nevada in 1997, it's called Thalattoarchon saurphagis. Dr. Lea, a well renown paleontologist told a news briefing crew at the North Shore College of Knowledge that this monster, in the past was 30 feet long, air breathing and equipped with a mouth full of sharp teeth with cutting edges on them. Scary to be sure but Dr. Lea says what he found in the Salton Sea is a miniature version of this close cousin.   

This enormous marine predator did in fact lurk in the Triassic seas, which covered Nevada millions of years ago. He assured the news that this Triassic sea was not created by global warming and thus we don't have to be concerned about a return of the sea, at least in the near future. Dr. Lea explained that this monster emerged soon after the catastrophic resetting of life on earth which suggest the marine ecosystem rebounded quicker then the terrestrial ecosystem, Dr. Lea reports. This monster had five inch long teeth too! It was a four finned "icthyosaur" it resided at the top of the food chain much like today's great white shark.

The Salton Sea version is much smaller and has extremely small teeth as it feeds on Tilapia fish commonly found in the Salton Sea. Dr. Lea has not only taken pictures of this smaller cousin but also has one in his large fish tank located at his hidden laboratory located somewhere in Parkside which is an area of North Shore CA.


Here you can see Salty in the hidden aquarium

Here you see one of the specimens of the Salty in the aquarium at Dr. Lea's hidden laboratory and it has been alive for at least 4 months. Although it does continue to feed on his tropical fish but he has imported Tilapia fish for feeding time. Dr. Albert actually got bit by Salty and had to report to JFK medical center for stitches, so Dr. Lea's staff reported recently. Is it safe to swim in the Salton Sea with this creature? Dr. Lea assures us that it is completely safe as Salty prefers Talipia over human consumption. However, this would not have been true in the Triassic Sea and he points out that no human was ever in the food chain of this monster. Therefore, it is completely safe to boat, swim, or do other recreational activities at the Salton Sea which are legal and for public consumption. Sex in the water might be the only exception to this thinking, Dr. Lea points out. He does suggest you get a bar code on your private parts as a precaution because if you where in this situation and had body parts bit off, then if found they could be reattached surgically. Salty's name might need to be changed to something close to Lorana Bobbit or the like. The readers might recall she cut off her mans, shall we say, manhood and thus the reference to sex in the Salton Sea if it got bit off. 

World renown paleontologist Dr.Tommy Lea

Now if this were to be more wide spread at the Salton Sea, Dr. Lea has made a lure which flops, bobs, and acts just like a bit off body part. Therefore fishermen can really take advantage of the horrible situation, if that were to occur. These lures are very life like, and comes in a vibration option, which can be deployed if fishing becomes slow or non existent. Passing the time this way could be a very interesting facet of modern day fishing. Dr. Lea is also considering jelly type lures what come in various hot colors. Please request his catalog of these new fishing lures as they become more available and the monster "Salty" becomes more of a game fish.


Dr. Lea is considering a fishing derby in the near future which will assist his research into this monster fish. Anyone wanting to join the fishing derby can contact Dr. Lea's staff via this blog. Otherwise, we will post the derby pictures and results here in the near future. 

For any information please contact NSCOK through this blogsite.