Dr. Lea does it again!!! Saves relationships between men and women!

Dr. Tommy Lea

At an early morning meeting with the press Dr. Lea and Dr. Albert have come up with a great invention to save marriages and relationships all around. What they invented has a cross with...

Cocoa

And...

couple this with his current research on marriage...

Where he identified the exact problem with relationships.... not enough oral sex was quickly identified as the main thing that hinders a close relationship.

So, he and Dr. Albert worked diligently to combine a pill that makes a mans semen taste like chocolate!

Yes... that's right, and after months of live testing in the Coachella valley and the recent approval from the FDA, they are now in negotiations with leading pharmaceutical companies.

When asked which companies they are talking too, Dr. Lea said "I really can't say as it would or might look like insider trading and when your mouth is full of chocolate pills, it's difficult to construct a single intelligible sentence.

One of the surprising things that spurted out of the live testing was that men became multi-orgasmic and the women have become "driven and wildly aggressive in this sex act"! So much so that have become over sensitized and the women are now needed more than one partner due to the addictive nature of the genetically re-engineered chocolate taste Dr. Lea has invented.

We are finding that home live is no longer an issue of fighting about sex but rather the husband is completely satisfied and the man really doesn't give a shit if she has oral sex with others. Quoted that "it might make a the big game parties rather interesting for sure"...

Men used to fear that time of the month from their women.... but not now. With  that time of the month, women are super charged for the taste of chocolate and that is where Dr. Lea says his invention has "hit the sweet spot for everyone".  

What will he call his invention? We asked him that question tongue and cheek, Dr. Lea said "We have given that lots of thought and when you match the palette with the correct experience we think you have a winner... We are going to call it "Cocoa-Jack"... where men dream for the next period.

Cocoa-Jack comes in three flavors...

Double Dark Chocolate- for the ravenous appetite

Dark... Dark Chocolate

Semi- Dark- With a hint of Salton Sea Salt with a spot of heat

White Chocolate- When you need a shot of energy to make it through the day.

White Chocolate

Still working on the Mocha and the Asian Fusion Flavors.

Mocha Flavor

Asian Fusion

Easily dissolvable in liquor so as to make any bar night a fun night.

Cocoa semen shots.... at the bar!

In Africa where they have a population issue, Dr. Lea explains that this might just be the thing they were looking for. As a matter of fact Dr. Lea is scheduled to fly and talk to the United Nations next week on this topic!

Dosage: one pill a day will take care of all your woman's taste needs for chocolate! Don't overdose or it might reverse and taste like bitter chalk. Which will definitely leave a bad taste in her mouth.... and no guy wants that... will lead back to "spitting" Dr. Lea says.


Coming to soon to a pharmacy and bar near you!





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