Dr. Lea does it again!!! Saves relationships between men and women!

Dr. Tommy Lea

At an early morning meeting with the press Dr. Lea and Dr. Albert have come up with a great invention to save marriages and relationships all around. What they invented has a cross with...

Cocoa

And...

couple this with his current research on marriage...

Where he identified the exact problem with relationships.... not enough oral sex was quickly identified as the main thing that hinders a close relationship.

So, he and Dr. Albert worked diligently to combine a pill that makes a mans semen taste like chocolate!

Yes... that's right, and after months of live testing in the Coachella valley and the recent approval from the FDA, they are now in negotiations with leading pharmaceutical companies.

When asked which companies they are talking too, Dr. Lea said "I really can't say as it would or might look like insider trading and when your mouth is full of chocolate pills, it's difficult to construct a single intelligible sentence.

One of the surprising things that spurted out of the live testing was that men became multi-orgasmic and the women have become "driven and wildly aggressive in this sex act"! So much so that have become over sensitized and the women are now needed more than one partner due to the addictive nature of the genetically re-engineered chocolate taste Dr. Lea has invented.

We are finding that home live is no longer an issue of fighting about sex but rather the husband is completely satisfied and the man really doesn't give a shit if she has oral sex with others. Quoted that "it might make a the big game parties rather interesting for sure"...

Men used to fear that time of the month from their women.... but not now. With  that time of the month, women are super charged for the taste of chocolate and that is where Dr. Lea says his invention has "hit the sweet spot for everyone".  

What will he call his invention? We asked him that question tongue and cheek, Dr. Lea said "We have given that lots of thought and when you match the palette with the correct experience we think you have a winner... We are going to call it "Cocoa-Jack"... where men dream for the next period.

Cocoa-Jack comes in three flavors...

Double Dark Chocolate- for the ravenous appetite

Dark... Dark Chocolate

Semi- Dark- With a hint of Salton Sea Salt with a spot of heat

White Chocolate- When you need a shot of energy to make it through the day.

White Chocolate

Still working on the Mocha and the Asian Fusion Flavors.

Mocha Flavor

Asian Fusion

Easily dissolvable in liquor so as to make any bar night a fun night.

Cocoa semen shots.... at the bar!

In Africa where they have a population issue, Dr. Lea explains that this might just be the thing they were looking for. As a matter of fact Dr. Lea is scheduled to fly and talk to the United Nations next week on this topic!

Dosage: one pill a day will take care of all your woman's taste needs for chocolate! Don't overdose or it might reverse and taste like bitter chalk. Which will definitely leave a bad taste in her mouth.... and no guy wants that... will lead back to "spitting" Dr. Lea says.


Coming to soon to a pharmacy and bar near you!





For any press release details please contact Peter Brusso.

Dr's Lea and Albert genetically engineer a Crook trapping plant!

North Shore California, near Mecca Ca... history has been made!

The famous Doctor Lea and Doctor Albert have had enough of the crooks, armed robberies, stolen vehicles and such. They put their minds at work and went into the laboratory! They studied the criminal minds and more importantly the olfactory lobes (smell) of the criminal mind.

 

We had two horrible things happen our here with these two individuals which started doctors Lea and doctors Albert thinking about how to stop this...

Link here for the story

 

What they came up with was stunning and a bit of a revolutionary in the crime hunting world.

 

They figured out “HOW” criminals decided to do their next criminal deed. Dr. Lea explains, “It’s really quiet simple, really… criminals smell money first and the need for it second… then they go figure out where the smell is coming from…. and as they say the rest is history.”

It seems to fit; as criminals have this overwhelming smell of money and they need to go get some. That is the first step in this crime solving problem… Dr. Lea explained

After about a week both Doctor Lea and Doctor Albert working on this.. they hit on how to lower the crime rate in any neighborhood. What they did was nothing short of genius but we wouldn’t expect less from these two doctors! Here is the story:

First they got their hands on a Amorphophallus titanum which is that large tropical flower that reaches almost 10 foot tall. Well it’s a plant but you know what I mean. So they took samples into

Standard Titanum from which they started their gene research.

 

 

The first gene manipulated Titanum

their botanical lab, with a gene sequencer they decoded the genes. Then they went to work on changing this plant; as it only blooms one day a year and stinks like a rotting corpse (that just won't work Dr. Albert said). They both knew that that wouldn't attract a crook, robber or thief!

So first they sent out to make it bloom every day! They got very close as that their genetic hybrid blooms 360 days a year…. Close for sure.

Next the smell. They did some Flame Gas chromatography to determine the “smell of money”. Once they understood the molecular makeup of the smell of money, back to the genes!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Doctor Lea and Doctor Albert's Botanical lab...
If you look closely you can see Dr. Albert in the
back left of the lab!

Next they did their gene splicing and direct replacement on the gene to produce the next  hybrid which blooms 360 days of the year and smells like money!

Now be it will only work for American currency but it’s a start.  So to recap they now have a 10 foot bloom that smells like money! This will certainly attract the kind of criminals they want to take off the streets!

 

Next, to gene splice and understand the Venus fly trap!

 

Once done, simple enough Dr. Albert explains “Getting into the “nickers” of Venus fly trap should be easy but you have to remember they EAT MEAT! And we are meat to them… so caution if you should try this at home” he warns.

Once that was done… supersize is necessary.

The "Sugars Crook" plant which traps crooks via the smell of money!

Doctor Lea explains that you have to remember that the scientific method is one step and a time, then look at your results.

We supersized our first Venus fly trap and we had one problem… it almost eat my little dog “sugar” as show here in the picture but in reality it showed us what we needed to see… that it might trap a human too!

"It almost eat my little dog Sugar!" Dr. Lea explains!

 

Sugar wasn’t harmed in any way we want to assure you but it did take us about 10 minutes to free her up without damage to the plant or Sugar. You also have to remember that Venus fly trap takes a week to digest it’s catch so Sugar was in little risk of anything…

She is doing fine now. So much so here is a picture of her in the flowers outside of Dr. Lea’s house.

Little Sugar playing in the flowers after her experience in with her name sake!

 

Next was to graft the large Venus fly trap arms onto the Titanum which went superbly.  

We grew more than one of these bad boys which we call “Sugars crooks” and out across the neighborhood they went.

It was spectacular because these we caught 15 criminals in the first night. We did so well that the North Shore Sheriff Dept had their own paddy wagon out here just collecting criminals!

North Shore Sheriff Paddy Wagon for Dr. Lea's "Catch a crook night"!

 

Now, this worked so well the Sheriff department wants to put these on some type of mobile platform, which Doctor Lea has been hired to design, and move it around southern California.

We even had a visit from the “crimes unit of the FBI” last week… looking at what we are doing.

The justice department is even looking at it and Doctor Albert made sure to point out the “multicolor” nature of the hybrid plant. And, also noted that it contains both male and female parts so not war on sex here or race for that matter.

We are bit concerned that if the plant “Sugars Crook” becomes gender confused it might eat itself; which doctor Lea said we shouldn’t let people under 18 years old watch such a spectacle.  

It might “bend” them for life so we are now developing a visual shield that could be put over a “Sugars Crook” gone wildly wrong just like kids on spring break!

 

Dr. Lea resting after his great crime breaking adventure with his little dog Sugar. If you look closely in the background you can see the paddy wagon still on site.

 

Dr. Albert relaxing after the "Sugars Crook" work where he lead at least 15 Ph.D's in the ground breaking genome research!

 

 

For any media info please contact Dr. Peter Brusso, yes that guy from the Men Who Stare at Goats movie and recently on the American Heros Channel, show Codes and Conspiracies "Experimental Soldiers" (http://www.pdws.biz) at peter@pdws.biz.

 

 

 

 

 

We have a new reporter!

We don't always get people of this caliber but I want to introduce you to our newest reporter to the North Shore College of Knowledge!

This is Bin A. Farting, Jr. who comes to us from Irvine Ca. He was out here for one of Master Peter Brusso's black belt test and got really excited to write and get scoops for the North Shore College of Knowledge!

So meet Bin... Here is a bit of his background:

1. Graduate of the school of journalism in Baja California Class of 92.
2. Masters in journalism from Mexicali in 94 
3. Lead stories on illegal game fishing in Baja Ca.
4. Broke stories of slave trade between Mexicali and Rosarito, Baja California
5. Follows stories now in Southern California on crime and law.
6. Big self defense advocate and also survivalist
7. Had some contributions into "the walking dead chronicles"
8. Follows real martial arts as in Anjing Banfa
9. Lives with his wife (Danny and now.. its a woman) and child in LA
10. Commutes to the Coachella Valley for training and stories

 

Very good friends with Dr. Tommy Lea and Dr. Albert. He is very dynamic and always welcomed into the Coachella Valley by city leaders, chamber of commerce, and social groups.

Dateline Salton Sea... The presidents meet Dr. Lea and Dr. Albert

President Obama and President Xi have a two day summit meeting in Palm Springs where they talked over many things but the focus was on hacking.

An official source told the North Shore College of Knowledge reporter (Tim Hidden)
that our own Dr. Tommy Lea (world renown computer scientist and inventor)  was privately called into the summit!

Picture from the sun showing the earth!

Dr. Lea's Sun 1 space vehicle

Of interest from the presidents were to get an update on Dr. Lea's successful space trip to the sun! Dr. Lea was asked about the materials used in the space craft and the flight plan in particular. Dr. Lea showed the picture on the left from the spaceship showing earth in the background. Everyone was very impressed at this accomplishment. You could even here people gasping as Dr. Lea showed the picture plus some flight data. Dr. Lea also let the cat out of the bag as he said we "might not be alone in our solar system". He said they had some pictures that showed what might be buildings on the surface of the sun. He said when they were sure, he would have a news briefing.

The Vircado!

Also high on the list of interests was Dr. Tommy Lea's seedless avocado known as a "vircado" "virgin + avocado". There was much interest in a trip to China to share Dr. Lea's technology and inventions. Dr. Lea was asked if he could do this with a mandarin orange? He shrugged his shoulders and said "why not?".



 

Hackers!

The other field of interest from Dr. Lea was his new solution to
foreign hackers. This was an interest to both presidents. The world renowned Dr. Lea is famous for many things and inventions; but at the heart of each of them is one thing and one thing only: simplicity!

Yes, the best inventions are simple and for them to work well, they must be simple so Dr. Lea advises.



So he presented both presidents, and there technology staff, the ultimate way to stop hacking, dead in its tracks!

Dr. Lea discussed the whole economics of hacking and why it's happening. Basically he said if someone can steal your ideas, inventions or data, it can save millions of research dollars, time, and development costs for the hackers or who they might sell the data to.

So, as the technology of the world will continue to expand, doubling every 3 months, there is no end in sight of the human invention adventure. Thus, hackers will be around for ever!

Seems reasonable to this journalist.

He continued; even with anti-hacking tools, they are always behind the curve. Just like anti-virus software is always behind the virus application by at least 7 days. In those 7 days the virus can do its thing; unimpeded.

The real solution to the problem, as Dr. Tommy Lea explained was the following... 

When you think you are being hacked... take the axe and smash your router, immediately! This will prevent any hackers from getting to your computer files or inventions. Now, you can get the axe at Harbor Freight for about $7 (made in China), so it's an extremely affordable solution, Dr. Lea explained to both presidents as all listened attentively.

"If they can't physically get to your computer... then you are safe"; Dr. Lea explained.

When asked if this approach could help with the IRS scandal, Dr.'s Lea and Albert both said yes. At this point they got up and left the summit.

Officially this never happened but then again, who knows for sure!

Dr. Albert Ph.D. Engineering

Dr. Lea Ph.D Computer Science

NASA watches Dr. Lea Space Launch a space vehicle from North Shore CA!

Dateline... NASA comes to North Shore, CA!

Yes that is right. It was a big secret that was blown wide open just last week. For those who live here in North Shore CA, along the Salton Sea, the place was crawling with news vans, government vehicles and NASA scientists. For our sleepy community, it was quite the wake up call as we were descended upon by the Government. Most thought something was wrong or that some terrorist was found out... but NO.. it was all about Dr. Lea!

Up on a hidden location at Parkside, here at North Shore Ca... was a very strange look. As the sun rises over the chocolate mountains there was a very strange glare. Even for the vision impaired it was obvious that something was really different. Along with some Homeland Security Officers everyone ended up at a high desert missile launch facility!!!! 

With tracking antenna fields, command trailers, and more, Dr. Tommy Lea was in the middle of his most adventurist mission yet!  All the Homeland security people and NASA gathered at the home office of Dr. Tommy Lea... knocking on the door and causing a scene at Desert Beach, the small community that Dr. Lea has a home, so many say. 

Well, as a small community we saw hundreds of visitors at 7 AM last Monday.

"I walked out to water my garden and was meet with officers dressed in black, the press, and the Mecca Sheriffs, all looking at me with some wonder" said Ceasar Balasta. Other locals reported similar welcoming as they went about their normal morning chores. 

"I was on my way to morning coffee and saw a line of vehicles going down the road, in the opposite direction, heading to Desert Beach, as I went to the local Seniors center" reports Phil Presslate., a local who lives at Desert Beach. 

Billy Smore, who has lived in Desert Beach for over 40 years came out of his house and saw hundreds of official vehicles moving up and down the small community roads. 

A local engineer who lives in Desert Beach commented to our Dateline Team "I was going to coffee when I was stopped by officers all over the place. I decided to head back home to have coffee on the beach and watch what was going on"... says Peatrovich Papp, a local retired engineer. 

As things started to clear up, Dr. Lea continued his particular activities as it's not illegal to have a space vehicle in your possession, as advised by the local attorney, Tim Hidden, who is the general counsel for Drs Lea and Albert.

Dr. Lea, in the respect for the community and the Government, held a conference at the local Seniors Center. He told the press, who were hanging on every word, that he and Dr. Albert had made a great breakthrough in metallurgy and have invented a way to have a composite material survive extreme heat.   

 

Heat Killing Material by Drs Lea and Albert

Dr. Albert

As shown in the picture, Dr. Albert and Dr. Lea showed their revolutionary material that can withstand the heat of the sun! Along with displays of data, pictures, and actually material, they showed all those NASA scientists how they are going to achieve their mission!

What is that mission? They are going to launch and did, a mission to the sun! 

Yes a manned mission to the sun itself! The holy grail of missions that no other nation could do or would even try! 

Yes, that is what they said.. the Sun!!! A manned mission to the sun! How can they do this. Well by using this material fused with other composite materials can actually and totally withstand the heat of the sun. Dr. Lea was quoted as saying "if this heat resistance material can do what our research has shown... can you imagine what we might do in the Nuclear industry?" A gasp was heard from the press corps. 

Military dignitaries moved out of range and got on the cell phone. A noisy press meeting developed... When Dr. Lea said the launch of the space vehicle "Sun 1" was in the last minute of count down. As everyone ran out of the building and pointed their cameras on long distance setting... a loud sound was heard...

Here is what everyone saw... The rumble was heard all the way back to Palm Springs Ca. and the North American Military Tracking Center watched as Dr. Lea's and Dr. Albert's space vehicle gained speed and altitude. 

Sun 1 as launched by Dr. Lea

As Sun 1 lifted off from the secret launching site located at Parkside, the manned mission was headed up by Buddy Willgraph and four other team members. Nicknames were all that was available: on the mission was Danny, Sammie, and "Popeye the sailor man" were some of the names mentioned.  

The Russians were tracking the craft on it's way to the sun... an international event which started here from the Salton Sea CA, Desert Beach and North Shore CA!

Dr. Lea explained that the real secret was going to the sun when it was night time! A hush descended upon everyone as Dr. Lea gathered his notes and walked out.

Dr. Lea Astrophysics and Space Expert

Dateline Jan 9, 2013 Coachella California

Dateline Jan 9, 2013 Coachella California

Breaking News......

A major break through which has corrected a Godly mistake, has been performed by the famed Botanical legend Dr. Tommy Lea has produced a commercially available "Seedless Avocado"! Yes, the holy grail in the horticulture effort to produce a "Seedless Avocado" has been accomplished by the famed Botanist Dr. Lea from the Salton Sea.

Dr. Tommy Lea... world renown scientist

"If you can get the seedless avocado to be larger or at least as large as the commercially grown HAAS avocado then you have a winner in many ways. Fighting hunger and producing more Guacamole can save lives and produce a culinary revolution.

Seedless Avocado from Dr. Lea

As you can see this is a fully mature avocado and it tastes fantastic. God has made things one way, and I think we can all agree that when he/she made the avocado he/she blew it as he/she made the pit too big! So, not to be intimidated Dr. Lea set forth, after his research in to sub zero absolute temperature break through which will cool or heat the desert thus making it a virtual paradise, he needed to make the break through with food production. "After all what good is paradise if you have noting to grow in it?" Dr. Lea said at a recent news briefing. During this news briefing held at the North Shore College of Knowledge, he called upon a colleague Dr. Albert to show the basic tree and the break through of the "physics" behind this revolution.

Dr. Albert talking at the NSCOK about the seedless vircado trees

The basic problem comes from the seed itself Dr. Lea explains. In a normal avocado fruit all the nutrients move from the outside skin region to the seed itself. Makes sense when you think of it but you need to "fool" the fruit into thinking that the seed is actually the other side of the skin. Here is a series of lab pictures which shows his fabulous research...

Normal Seed heading for Seedless existence via Dr. Lea's method

 

As you can see the seed is there but shrinking as the fruit matures. This is accomplished by high, oscillating magnetic fields of one pole first then the next. This technique was first pioneered by Dr. Lea to heal broken bones faster (he put electromagnets opposite the bone in casts and found that he could heal bones in half the time of a regular cast and procedure). He used this similar technique to "fool" the fruit and shrink the seed such that the "meat" continued to fill in where the seed once was. The major issue was the small size of the fruit and this was "fixed" by the basic sub zero plasma quantum gas he designed earlier.

Oh my God look at the size of these Vircados! Turn your head and cough please..

As you can see the size of these seedless avocados are everything the seeded versions are. Flavor you might ask? Are they as good? Well, Dr. Lea will put his Seedless Avocado, known now as "vircados" (virgin avocados), in a blind taste test with Hispanic illegals, who should know best, his seedless avocados won hands down.



Leo Medina of the Hispanic fruit pickers association of Coachella Valley, who has been working with Dr.s Lea and Dr.s Albert, was very excited about what this fruit will do for the Mexican Cooking industry. "Imagine the amount of what lower cost, wholesome guacamole will do to the industry!" said senior Medina. Senior Medina is well known not only in the culinary industry of Hispanics but also a great DJ of Hispanic music. Who better to understand this fantastic break through. Senior Medina has even started a "vircado" ice cream that many just love to lick! There is a line out the door of his business to get a cone of the smooth, creamy, vircado ice cream. He even provides DJ music for those waiting in line for this creamy delicacy. All new to the Coachella Valley and more road side stands are popping up all over the valley serving vircado ice cream. 

Eat the Vircados right out of the skin... Naked style!

Dr. Tommy Lea is working with a "margarita infused vircado"! He has found a way to actually have the fruit produce alcohol! He started this fantastic breakthrough with his limes (next story break through we hear) but this vircado can come in flavors. He plans to market his "virgin margarita cado"... next summer just in time to see his sub zero quantum cooling machines do their thing (cooling the desert down in the summer and warming it in the winter!). Fantastic breakthroughs continue to come from this Renaissance scientist "Dr. Tommy Lea". What other fantastic breakthoughs will be coming from this elusive scientist who resides in the Salton Sea area of California?



BIO: Dr. Tommy Lea has multiple PhD's in archeology, paleontology, physics, husbandry, horticulture, non linear mathematics, nano machine development, and Euclidean chemistry.