Dr's Lea and Albert genetically engineer a Crook trapping plant!

North Shore California, near Mecca Ca... history has been made!

The famous Doctor Lea and Doctor Albert have had enough of the crooks, armed robberies, stolen vehicles and such. They put their minds at work and went into the laboratory! They studied the criminal minds and more importantly the olfactory lobes (smell) of the criminal mind.

 

We had two horrible things happen our here with these two individuals which started doctors Lea and doctors Albert thinking about how to stop this...

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What they came up with was stunning and a bit of a revolutionary in the crime hunting world.

 

They figured out “HOW” criminals decided to do their next criminal deed. Dr. Lea explains, “It’s really quiet simple, really… criminals smell money first and the need for it second… then they go figure out where the smell is coming from…. and as they say the rest is history.”

It seems to fit; as criminals have this overwhelming smell of money and they need to go get some. That is the first step in this crime solving problem… Dr. Lea explained

After about a week both Doctor Lea and Doctor Albert working on this.. they hit on how to lower the crime rate in any neighborhood. What they did was nothing short of genius but we wouldn’t expect less from these two doctors! Here is the story:

First they got their hands on a Amorphophallus titanum which is that large tropical flower that reaches almost 10 foot tall. Well it’s a plant but you know what I mean. So they took samples into

Standard Titanum from which they started their gene research.

 

 

The first gene manipulated Titanum

their botanical lab, with a gene sequencer they decoded the genes. Then they went to work on changing this plant; as it only blooms one day a year and stinks like a rotting corpse (that just won't work Dr. Albert said). They both knew that that wouldn't attract a crook, robber or thief!

So first they sent out to make it bloom every day! They got very close as that their genetic hybrid blooms 360 days a year…. Close for sure.

Next the smell. They did some Flame Gas chromatography to determine the “smell of money”. Once they understood the molecular makeup of the smell of money, back to the genes!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Doctor Lea and Doctor Albert's Botanical lab...
If you look closely you can see Dr. Albert in the
back left of the lab!

Next they did their gene splicing and direct replacement on the gene to produce the next  hybrid which blooms 360 days of the year and smells like money!

Now be it will only work for American currency but it’s a start.  So to recap they now have a 10 foot bloom that smells like money! This will certainly attract the kind of criminals they want to take off the streets!

 

Next, to gene splice and understand the Venus fly trap!

 

Once done, simple enough Dr. Albert explains “Getting into the “nickers” of Venus fly trap should be easy but you have to remember they EAT MEAT! And we are meat to them… so caution if you should try this at home” he warns.

Once that was done… supersize is necessary.

The "Sugars Crook" plant which traps crooks via the smell of money!

Doctor Lea explains that you have to remember that the scientific method is one step and a time, then look at your results.

We supersized our first Venus fly trap and we had one problem… it almost eat my little dog “sugar” as show here in the picture but in reality it showed us what we needed to see… that it might trap a human too!

"It almost eat my little dog Sugar!" Dr. Lea explains!

 

Sugar wasn’t harmed in any way we want to assure you but it did take us about 10 minutes to free her up without damage to the plant or Sugar. You also have to remember that Venus fly trap takes a week to digest it’s catch so Sugar was in little risk of anything…

She is doing fine now. So much so here is a picture of her in the flowers outside of Dr. Lea’s house.

Little Sugar playing in the flowers after her experience in with her name sake!

 

Next was to graft the large Venus fly trap arms onto the Titanum which went superbly.  

We grew more than one of these bad boys which we call “Sugars crooks” and out across the neighborhood they went.

It was spectacular because these we caught 15 criminals in the first night. We did so well that the North Shore Sheriff Dept had their own paddy wagon out here just collecting criminals!

North Shore Sheriff Paddy Wagon for Dr. Lea's "Catch a crook night"!

 

Now, this worked so well the Sheriff department wants to put these on some type of mobile platform, which Doctor Lea has been hired to design, and move it around southern California.

We even had a visit from the “crimes unit of the FBI” last week… looking at what we are doing.

The justice department is even looking at it and Doctor Albert made sure to point out the “multicolor” nature of the hybrid plant. And, also noted that it contains both male and female parts so not war on sex here or race for that matter.

We are bit concerned that if the plant “Sugars Crook” becomes gender confused it might eat itself; which doctor Lea said we shouldn’t let people under 18 years old watch such a spectacle.  

It might “bend” them for life so we are now developing a visual shield that could be put over a “Sugars Crook” gone wildly wrong just like kids on spring break!

 

Dr. Lea resting after his great crime breaking adventure with his little dog Sugar. If you look closely in the background you can see the paddy wagon still on site.

 

Dr. Albert relaxing after the "Sugars Crook" work where he lead at least 15 Ph.D's in the ground breaking genome research!

 

 

For any media info please contact Dr. Peter Brusso, yes that guy from the Men Who Stare at Goats movie and recently on the American Heros Channel, show Codes and Conspiracies "Experimental Soldiers" (http://www.pdws.biz) at peter@pdws.biz.

 

 

 

 

 

We got a scoop!

One of our new reporters just got a great scoop that is being sent out as a press release! Here is the story!

And both Dr. Lea and Dr. Albert know this family!!!!

Child 10 years old knocks out would be child kidnapper

 

For immediate release.

Ray, the father explains what happened: “We went for a Sunday drive and had a flat tire. As my wife and I were in the back of the vehicle trying to figure out how to lower the spare tire, our three children Carolyn (10), Jacky (6), and little Bobby (2) (in his car seat) were in the back seat, this guy came and opened the back passenger side door and tried to grab little Bobby. What happen next was crazy!

Carolyn grabbed our recently purchase defender self defense tool and hit the guy in the head! And he just went limp, then slid out of the car onto the ground like a dead fish! Blood was flowing from his head and we called the police. Once they got there, and EMS too they found a huge “puncture” in his head from which it resulted in knocking the would be child thief unconscious!”

Ray’s wife Kathy continued “we couldn’t understand the amount of damage the defender did until we realized that little Carolyn used the “pointed tip end” to “bonk” the attacker in the head thus resulting is saving her little brother.”

Even though the defender self defense tool is a nonlethal tool, as seen in the movie the men who stare at goats, this tool can do far more damage when used the way little Carolyn did!” the mother commented to the police.

When we contacted the makers of the defender self defense tool at http://www.pdws.biz for comment, they assured us that the tool is meant for non-lethal self-protection but it can truly stop attackers dead in their tracks. They said it also doesn’t matter how young or old you are; the tool simply works and they were ecstatic that young Carolyn had saved her little brothers life with just a single strike.

We asked the father how little Carolyn knew how to use the defender self defense tool. His response was “we just got our defender the night before and Kathy and I were watching the video and practicing the moves. The kids were playing in the front room where we were watching the video and she must have just watched that one technique! She pulled it off without a hitch too!”

When asked how it was in the car Ray said “we put in the seat pocket behind the driver’s seat to use and work with later, actually it was a complete after thought to take it with us for our drive but I’m really glad I did. It was right in front of Carolyn as the attacker opened little Bobbies door, so she just reached in and while the guy was fussing with the car seat latch, Carolyn let him have it. We didn’t even notice anything was wrong until we heard the sound like something hitting a watermelon “bonk” and looked up to see this guy sliding out of the back of the car onto the ground!”

The name of the family is withheld to keep the children  anonymous but you can reach the defender website http://www.pdws.biz for further details.

 

Filed by North Shore College of Knowledge reporter. For more information contact Peter Brusso mailto:email:peter@infocard.cc

 

 

 

 

Evolution of humans infront of our eyes... Claims Dr. Tommy Lea!

Scientists have an answer to the pressing question of why hands and feet get wrinkled after too much time in the bath: Pruniness may have evolved to make it easier to handle wet objects.

The smooth skin of human hands and feet becomes furrowed after extended periods in water. Though often assumed to be a result of water passively seeping into the skin, the phenomenon is actually caused by the nervous system constricting blood vessels. As early as the 1930s, surgeons noticed that no wrinkling occurred if a finger nerve had been severed, so furrowing has been used as a medical indicator of nerve function. But what evolutionary purpose wrinkling serves, if any, remained a mystery.

In 2011, a team of researchers proposed that the grooves in wet fingers might function as “rain treads” that improve grip by channeling water away, much like car tires on a wet road do. Now, researchers at Newcastle University in England have tested that theory.

The researchers had 20 volunteers manipulate objects with smooth fingers or digits shriveled by immersion in warm water for 30 minutes. The experimenters measured how long it took people to transfer the objects between a water-filled container and a dry one, or between two dry ones, with wrinkled versus unwrinkled fingers. The objects were glass marbles and fishing weights of various sizes.

All the participants transferred the wet objects (but not the dry ones) faster when their hands were pruney. The results suggest furrowed fingertips make it easier to handle moist items more efficiently, the scientists report online January 8 in Biology Letters.
The amount of time it took to move the objects varied from person to person. What was surprising was that every person transferred the wet objects faster with wrinkly hands, says study leader Tom Smulders.
The findings don’t explain exactly how the wrinkles improve grip, however. Although the results provide “converging behavioral evidence for the conclusion that wrinkled fingers are rain treads, this could also be true for other reasons, such as stickiness properties or oiliness,” says theoretical neurobiologist Mark Changizi of 2AI Labs in Boise, Idaho. Changizi led the team that put forward the rain tread hypothesis. Dr. Lea completely disagrees with this!!!!!!!!!!!!

The fleshy grooves might also be more flexible or increase friction compared with smooth skin, scientists speculate. Toes wrinkle too, which the scientists say could have evolved to provide surer footing on slick surfaces.

But there may be some evolutionary cost to having pruney skin all the time, the researchers say, or else even dry skin would be wrinkled: Perhaps the ridges snag on things more easily, or impair sensitivity to touch. More studies are needed to test these theories.

If humans evolved this curious trait, other animals might possess it too — but evidence is scant. Although no one has reported observing it directly, Changizi claims to have seen finger wrinkling in a photo of a macaque monkey relaxing in hot springs in Japan. No word on whether wrinkled fingers help the monkeys pick up dinner afterward, though.

 

Martial arts hands

Ancient rumbles in the jungle might have left a lasting mark on the human hand. The hand’s proportions are such that clenching the fingers creates an effective bludgeon, a pair of researchers observes. Perhaps, they propose online December 19 in the Journal of Experimental Biology, evolution played a role in making the hand such a punishing weapon.

But other scientists are skeptical (As is Dr. Albert and Dr. Lea). “There’s no compelling evidence that the hand evolved in this way,” says Mary Marzke, a physical anthropologist at Arizona State University in Tempe. It’s more likely that the ability to throw a good punch was just a lucky (or unlucky) consequence of evolving nimble hands suited to making and using tools.

Humans have shorter fingers, a shorter palm and a longer, stronger thumb than other apes. These features give the human hand unparalleled dexterity, and most anthropologists agree these characteristics evolved as early human ancestors began making stone tools. Dr. Lea points out that shorter fingers are the only possibility if you want to open pop tops... Coors... Bud or the like... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

David Carrier, a comparative biomechanist at the University of Utah, says aggression also shaped the hand. In many early hominid species, males seem to have been much bigger than females. In living primates, such disparity in body size is often associated with a lot of fighting among males. While most male apes bite, tear or scratch their opponents, Carrier suggests that early hominids might have switched to fistfights as they spent more time on the ground and their hands became freer from climbing.

Although toolmaking undoubtedly influenced hand evolution, Carrier notes that there are many ways in which an agile hand could have evolved. The fingers could have stayed long while the thumb got bigger, or while only the palm changed. But only one hand configuration allows the formation of a fist. “We’re saying it’s obvious the hand has evolved for manual dexterity,” he says. “But a clenched fist does a better job of explaining the [exact hand] proportions we have.” Now our new Bin A. Farting journalist can completely dispel this!

To investigate the idea, Carrier and University of Utah medical student Michael Morgan recruited 12 men with experience in boxing or martial arts for several trials that examined the strength and stability of clenched fists. When hitting a punching bag from various angles, an open-palm slap and a fist punch — with the fingers curled into the top of the palm and the thumb wrapped in front of the folded fingers — exert a similar force. But because a fist has about one-third the surface area of an open hand, a punch probably does greater damage since the force is concentrated over a smaller region, Carrier and Morgan suggest. A clenched fist also keeps the joints between the fingers and palm four times as stable as a hand simply folded in half, suggesting a buttressed fist helps protect fingers from bending and breaking during a fight.

“More work needs to be done to make this a compelling argument,” says Erin Marie Williams, a functional anatomist at George Washington University in Washington, D.C. Future studies should actually measure how much force per unit area is delivered by punches and slaps. The entire hand is probably not making contact with a victim during a slap, so the stress of such a strike may be greater than Carrier and Morgan suspect, she says.

The researchers also need to consider how an ape actually hits, Williams says. The team assumes an open-hand slap is the ancestral condition, but other forms of striking may better resemble what apes do. And other ways of hitting — like with the base of the palm — might be just as powerful and stable as a fist punch, Marzke adds.

It’s also not clear how early hominids would have fared in a boxing match. For example, the more than 3-million-year-old Australopithecus afarensis — who has not been definitively linked to using stone tools (SN: 12/18/10, p. 8) — still had a primitive hand in some ways. Whether the species’ curved fingers, for example, would have allowed individuals to form a strong fist is an open question, says Randall Susman, a functional morphologist at Stony Brook University in New York. Susman doesn’t understand why, once tools became vital, a hominid would have endangered his livelihood in a fistfight. “The last thing you want to do is expose your hand and get your fingers bitten off,” he says. “You’ll lose your toolmaking capacity.” This is why Anjing Banfa was born, other than war... we don't risk our hands... but rather we take others off with blades etc... so survival is the utmost desire as Dr. Lea has preached for the last 30 years! When will they listen Dr. Albert has been known to utter.

Another way to examine the fistfighting hypothesis, he says, is to look for evidence of punching-related fractures in the fossil record. It’s hard to find large samples of hand bones, but there might be enough Neandertal hand fossils to see whether these hominids beat each other up with their fists.

 if you look very closely you can see that our hands are changing particularly in California as our thumbs are growing longer to match our indexer pointy finger. The reason for this is that you can hold a credit card better to swipe and also for the free food sources like food stamps except for their now like a credit card. Also the hand is growing flatter and wider for all the handouts such that we can hold on to what the government has given us even better. In some locations across America hands are changing more than we would have thought such that the pointing finger wraps better around the trigger of a gun and your other fingers have become much stronger to hold back on. Dr. Lee points all this out, and he doesn't Mean tongue-in-cheek.

Also note how the fingers and the thumb have become more rounded when gripping round items which also facilitates an amount of pleasure and less the body knows it's good and is now changing the hand to fit more of the Selectric of shapes found primarily on the mail of the species known as Homo sapiens. It does give a new meaning to Homo erectus.

Dr. Lea wanted to weigh in here... masturbation is the for longing of a thumb and fingers and the salvation of the human species.

For more contact please contact Bin A. Farting here at the blog.

We have a new reporter!

We don't always get people of this caliber but I want to introduce you to our newest reporter to the North Shore College of Knowledge!

This is Bin A. Farting, Jr. who comes to us from Irvine Ca. He was out here for one of Master Peter Brusso's black belt test and got really excited to write and get scoops for the North Shore College of Knowledge!

So meet Bin... Here is a bit of his background:

1. Graduate of the school of journalism in Baja California Class of 92.
2. Masters in journalism from Mexicali in 94 
3. Lead stories on illegal game fishing in Baja Ca.
4. Broke stories of slave trade between Mexicali and Rosarito, Baja California
5. Follows stories now in Southern California on crime and law.
6. Big self defense advocate and also survivalist
7. Had some contributions into "the walking dead chronicles"
8. Follows real martial arts as in Anjing Banfa
9. Lives with his wife (Danny and now.. its a woman) and child in LA
10. Commutes to the Coachella Valley for training and stories

 

Very good friends with Dr. Tommy Lea and Dr. Albert. He is very dynamic and always welcomed into the Coachella Valley by city leaders, chamber of commerce, and social groups.